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Yet. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1522198244793-3BPD1JBOJ326HF7WS4A4/IMG_1395.JPG Home - Zoe's Cultural Exploration Diary: Adventures in Botoxing https://www.zoeshrugged.com/blog/superbowlgridgame monthly 0.5 2018-02-04 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1517721386416-IK4UJBDVQ7T2URL77WYZ/IMG_1307.jpeg Home - Zoe's Super Bowl Grid Game https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1517721469349-320TY4I1HTTT7PPNLNLX/IMG_1310.jpeg Home - Zoe's Super Bowl Grid Game https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1517721293485-8ORVQOXZBPPNMQMLIGAM/Superbowl+Grid+Game Home - Zoe's Super Bowl Grid Game https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1517721414624-BA79BIUM3C9YK04GAB2P/IMG_1308.jpeg Home - Zoe's Super Bowl Grid Game https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1517721524236-2AHA6ZC9FA4ZR2DCLOHB/Thank+You+Tom+Brady.jpg Home - Zoe's Super Bowl Grid Game https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1517721218057-36M5G3PDGESW5ZDYJ3JD/IMG_1303.jpeg Home - Zoe's Super Bowl Grid Game https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1517721350063-ID80MQQR1ZN84A91SQLH/IMG_1305.jpeg Home - Zoe's Super Bowl Grid Game https://www.zoeshrugged.com/blog/2017/11/21/crown-me-b-the-newly-crowned-patriarchy-princess-takes-on-radical-feminists monthly 0.5 2017-12-22 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511313931509-880JBMLKIEFJRA3HH336/Slide21.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane White guilt: you're doing it wrong. (Pssss...you're white, lady) https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511313869998-I5N7JQ4WCQ3XFQRAGKYY/Slide20.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane Johny is either woke AF or a master pickup artist.... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511315254622-56PRY6FPVY9AI0V1EDTE/Slide41.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511314592249-JYHXTFTS5WNL93C5IVF6/Slide27.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane Erin is completely right. On our first date a year and a half ago, my now-fiance took me to a nice dinner and impressed me with his knowledge of wine in an attempt to demonstrate his cultured and sophisticated upbringing. Yesterday I yelled at him to put the lids back on his chewing tobacco spitters so my dog doesn't knock another one over again. Facades only last so long. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511321613866-D9A76XHNRF7K9M7QWZ2C/stayingyourlane.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511316186318-B35K4A298SMFFFAGS4U2/Slide51.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane The best part about this is that LaVar Ball would use the exact same phrase twice in his epic interview less than three weeks later. (Who knew Big Baller Brands supported the radical feminist movement so much?) https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511322869271-Q9BBLIWYGPO3OSUYRK82/original.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511313803064-SRE7XYP8RB1ETRC92RJU/Slide19.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane Someone's been spending too much time hanging out in the Huffington Post comments..... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511312842901-KASO6P2KIGEM0A8OU0KX/Slide10.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane You want to hold an entire group accountable for the actions of a few bad apples? Replace "men" with "Muslims" or "blacks" and see how you sound then. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511314355931-5NGAE95AS9TZY1L3KC1O/Slide26.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane This is true. Erin's husband has never told her the specific whereabouts regarding a remote control that went missing in 2009. Of course someone broke in and stole just the remote. In no way did he fling it out the window in a fit of rage when Peyton Manning threw an interception on the 20 yard line. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511315019010-76B3QYJADU9M5XE003OA/Slide35.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511315132109-IO2WY6L4P22XM5DBFBJV/Slide37.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511314117438-17CB8HCZHOHNIJ38XS3U/Slide24.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane Clearly your logic is infallible.... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511314295416-OD4DT594B8O0QRUXJ6YS/Slide25.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane Gender is a social construct Erin. #staywoke https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511315156931-LS5AZRIT3F3QBQ3CBRCK/Slide39.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511321326392-GCM2DPUTGSHQ6FK3HM9H/Slide55.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane Now I know what happened to the weird girl in high school who put a spell on my sister after my sister told her that vampires weren't real. #ItsMagickNotMagic https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511314967684-J79T6R4AURV0XQ6DE8Y4/Slide33.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane Someone had to ask.... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511322748809-B200363GJT5AUV8G5665/Crown.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511325736576-RBR0HN7SNKDK1HXAM9QZ/Stayin5.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511313493085-SLJHE8TU8K8RRSCIDMVV/Slide14.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane Olive you too.... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511313178133-L7QXAGFH0ZXBI7HUOXG7/Slide12.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane It's like I'm doing research for my next novel, which will be titled "This is Why You're Single...." https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511311769201-CEN4LRCQCGR5R56XZJMA/Slide01.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane "All" is the operative word here. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511313538847-N6EJWVAQG9KIT8BXC5LN/Slide15.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane Well I hope you're a full-fledged lesbian then, because this probably shouldn't be your opening line on Tinder.... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511312002869-S7LMTKWKIMREMU6DNLEK/Slide02.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane Seemingly logical, right? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511315297664-N39GOGF1EQWSUQVJ3TGM/Slide42.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane Of course it will be.... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511312189310-VIDOG0U7KXIDVNJTA3M2/Slide03.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane I'm guessing none of the men in your family were English teachers either? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511313280637-CBWZ5NVU08ZANX05A9U9/Slide13.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane Someone needs a hug.... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511313627343-3I11062UFH7BH3R2ZGII/Slide16.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane Stop mansplaining to me Shaun!!!! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511314922534-6SXY6XIHIQIJ6UBOHR3H/Slide32.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511322010593-TV5Y5EA6QYU4O5EAD4PK/Blocked.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane Dammit. She didn't even get to see the princess wave. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511312292024-KO0JWBE02LVWMV7LNZM3/Slide05.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane Good lady, it looks like you need to laugh. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511322900700-KZ5DPSBSACALMM322UKE/Hatprincess.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511313672751-415IR2IQ5PRZLD1EZ8K8/Slide17.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane DID YOU JUST ASSUME HIS GENDER????? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511316080748-BC2ZEGBSZFITB830DKYA/Slide47.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511314808630-G7Y8MTRATF7U2K94NWZ2/Slide30.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane I'm guessing that the husband pees with the door open? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511313733303-NJ2BPA0IMB29Z8URHRYK/Slide18.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane I hope somewhere that Shaun is sitting in a naughty corner thinking about what he's done....or maybe a padded room, because that's where this is all headed.... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511316053148-4OYAS8JY7M5PYMDLBC5U/Slide46.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511312253162-7WYT0QIVOV5GBSADT2RC/Slide04.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane Sorry about the language mom! It's not me! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511312550392-50EUHMJT6YQZY1LZ04NS/booboo.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane That's a lot of phobias...have you seen a therapist about that? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511312328428-B9XC5QS56G010B21ZGY9/Slide06.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane I'm guessing this is the kind of chick who blames Trump because she's single... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511313088354-JIJ9P5ZFJ9BOOW7JB86Y/Slide11.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane Maybe you're picking the wrong guys....just saying... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511322051396-Z1XL7J6302HI2T1GUYM4/Lavar.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511312370653-0G7OUU8UV72FEQ662Y7V/Slide07.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane If I spoke about my dad like this on the internet, he'd disown me. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511315209527-PW7EVWKS44K5BQJ211MG/Slide40.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane Well I mean, technically if I was an oppressor, then I would have zero problems, so this really isn't a dillema.... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511314859347-WTRXRD7TGMQBZPI4KLMW/Slide31.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane Factual. I lived with my bro. Every time I cleaned out the fridge, I wanted to vomit. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511315687217-4STOP7DK6SR4C0RTUJCJ/Slide43.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane *misogyny [TRIGGERED] https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511314725507-6J1MUREI1BIW9RWBYJY4/Slide28.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane Based on the follow up tweets today, I'm gonna guess it's high? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511321193802-UBN5A2OKZNE6PETJ6M62/Slide53.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane Isn't calling yourself fat considered body-shaming? OMG, do you even feminist, bro? Girl? She? Him? Shem? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511316105406-OCW5PASSUA3301BYDWY2/Slide48.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511315897515-3X2S9IWSEUD88T1RWFWD/Slide44.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511314078229-64OVYG63YLI12VUF7EE0/Slide23.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane I'm not sure that we exist in the same world, lady.... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1511321143427-920XX618D05ST4B8OFZ1/Slide52.png Home - Stay in Yo' Lane Your Boca Burger is racist. #endtheoppression https://www.zoeshrugged.com/blog/2017/12/15/sb0zel3gj7jf9ep50oei2i2rqpb66q monthly 0.5 2018-02-04 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513558476080-RX0OS1VNYN4DTN1QIBD1/IMG_0112.JPG Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - Your Roku app doesn't look so cool anymore, does it??? Your Roku app doesn't look so cool anymore, does it??? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513558552679-L2TA27PHPQHK4ARE1LID/2017-03-29+17.41.23.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - This is why we don't have icebergs anymore!!!! This is why we don't have icebergs anymore!!!! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513558476735-WNZDF10QF0NFE1X10HU0/IMG_0113.JPG Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - I'm hoping rubbers meant something different back then... I'm hoping rubbers meant something different back then... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513558477741-LUNCCX5Q6XYOT20ANR21/IMG_0114.JPG Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - Your fender would still be attached if you had just bought her that Fairlane, Jim. Your fender would still be attached if you had just bought her that Fairlane, Jim. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513559468207-PUW1JP1ILLXXBO3MP358/Vintage+Ads+3.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - That Keurig suddenly looks a lot less oppressive. That Keurig suddenly looks a lot less oppressive. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513558573638-LIQ64HZU1TUJBBLK3YWS/2017-03-29+17.41.44.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - Who DOESN'T chain smoke while mountain climbing? Who DOESN'T chain smoke while mountain climbing? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513560021153-2T939VBQMLKEV7CMICA5/2017-03-29+17.44.59.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - This is why we don't have an ozone layer anymore. This is why we don't have an ozone layer anymore. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513558598829-OAGQONQSK10KT1QF2VRH/2017-03-29+17.49.21.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - The electric home was #lit. Literally. The electric home was #lit. Literally. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513558477443-DWQ8GSLRTNCOLADOS2L0/2017-03-29+18.17.30.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - Not an ad, but USC having problems? Color me shocked. Not an ad, but USC having problems? Color me shocked. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513558612293-PVCQ9WX28A2XC0IQP2MF/2017-03-29+17.50.22.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - Has the USC coach tried smoking some VIceroys? I hear they help.... Has the USC coach tried smoking some VIceroys? I hear they help.... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513558624336-I2KWC444F4NFOUQO8F3U/2017-03-29+17.51.35.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - Yeah dude, get this vibrating tool for your wife to use on her "facial lines"... ;) Is that what they called those? Does it integrate with the vibrating bed in the Electric Home? Yeah dude, get this vibrating tool for your wife to use on her "facial lines"... ;) Is that what they called those? Does it integrate with the vibrating bed in the Electric Home? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513558639542-QB6UMOWZZ5UX3UR0DM0B/2017-03-29+17.54.35.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - Every man should be smoking while he's doing manual labor and chopping down Christmas trees....trees that are known for being dry....with dead branches...that can easily catch on fire.... Every man should be smoking while he's doing manual labor and chopping down Christmas trees....trees that are known for being dry....with dead branches...that can easily catch on fire.... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513559467311-6EN5DKW10KKBZADO236B/Vintage+Ad+7.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - A rare photograph of Donald Trump's mom during her brief modeling career. A rare photograph of Donald Trump's mom during her brief modeling career. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513558654180-0ZV1PMKQGZ3L1LPLDNUQ/2017-03-29+17.56.51.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - There was no Pinterest, OK? There was no Pinterest, OK? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513558673827-CLP5HL0E722G9NTUZZ69/2017-03-29+17.57.16.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - Alcohol as a gift for the holidays? Yes please. #BringItBack Alcohol as a gift for the holidays? Yes please. #BringItBack https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513558688437-TZ362QLSA3VZ9F1P29EA/2017-03-29+17.57.27.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - 1960: The Dinosaurs Invade 2017: Fake news. They weren't dinosaurs. They were Jesus horses. 1960: The Dinosaurs Invade 2017: Fake news. They weren't dinosaurs. They were Jesus horses. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513558702023-JRR9HH7BWXPELFPEFNAA/2017-03-29+17.57.50.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - But does KennedyCare (EisenhowerCare ?) cover it? But does KennedyCare (EisenhowerCare ?) cover it? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513559467663-Q44M4VIS0W9IZ369SI75/Vintage+Ad+10.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - No caption needed. No caption needed. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513559466678-DZH2RN473TV7KEJGCW9V/Vintage+Ad+6.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - Every time this ad is shared on the internet, a womens' studies major dies. Every time this ad is shared on the internet, a womans' studies major dies. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513558716759-KXV281UW9S0IFAVKUF7G/2017-03-29+17.58.05.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - How else are you going to get the bloodstains out of your son's clothes after his "accident" with his Daisy pump-action 12 gauge? How else are you going to get the bloodstains out of your son's clothes after his "accident" with his Daisy pump-action 12 gauge? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513558451204-W4QIBHIJOUXNNIUMMLBW/2017-03-29+17.58.22.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's lithium... Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's lithium... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513558452375-27ZGW5P3RV02D3ZWIFQ0/2017-03-29+17.58.32.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - Yeah, the "nicest people" like the shady guy hanging out in the Walmart parking lot ready to jack your 2007 Accord. Yeah, the "nicest people" like the shady guy hanging out in the Walmart parking lot ready to jack your 2007 Accord. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513558743538-7BDYD4LSMSZS1297N7VX/2017-03-29+17.58.57.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - Before there were yoga pants... Before there were yoga pants... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513558776158-PMHX417L0VVFN0HCKC2Q/2017-03-29+18.00.06.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - But if your woman DOES accidentally nick herself, the Covergirl pancake foundation will cover it up nicely. But if your woman DOES accidentally nick herself, the Covergirl pancake foundation will cover it up nicely. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513558456560-BZG7NV06AKF2G1IW42XY/2017-03-29+18.00.28.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - Sounds legit. Probably totally safe too. Sounds legit. Probably totally safe too. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513558457137-K7V0CTS9Y9D9N8II35A3/2017-03-29+18.02.19.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - "Dammit kids, we're doing this once and only once. This photo paper isn't cheap." "Dammit kids, we're doing this once and only once. This photo paper isn't cheap." https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513559467594-LTI8YA1YLC7QT9TOHJMA/Vintage+Ad+5.JPG Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - The OG of selfie sticks The OG of selfie sticks https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513558458837-Y9K24R7SL9NWTRWP7JXM/2017-03-29+18.03.35.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - Dammit, this is why the polar bears are going extinct! Dammit, this is why the polar bears are going extinct! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513558459778-W7XILPDYGV4F8OCA9Q49/2017-03-29+18.03.51.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - See kids, this is where mix tapes come from... See kids, this is where mix tapes come from... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513559468200-W3Z6Z6ZFYEF2L084MAZ5/Vintage+Ads+8.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - A great stocking stuffer to accompany a bottle of Crown Royal and pack of Lucky Strikes. #WhyNot A great stocking stuffer to accompany a bottle of Crown Royal and pack of Lucky Strikes. #WhyNot https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513558891110-S62SW7CHX41W6LJH9V01/2017-03-29+18.16.57.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - What's this for? Did the Honda owners not participate in UberEats?  What's this for? Did the Honda owners not participate in UberEats? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513558461065-FS603S643E2494AWNPJL/2017-03-29+18.04.35.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - Don't be a misogynistic asshole. Get your wife flowers with her refrigerator. Gosh, you don't want to objectify her or anything.... Don't be a misogynistic asshole. Get your wife flowers with her refrigerator. Gosh, you don't want to objectify her or anything.... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513558462086-W5VAZWPZSWWZHCVHG7YX/2017-03-29+18.06.02.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - Damn, and I thought it was politically incorrect to call them "crackheads"... Damn, and I thought it was politically incorrect to call them crackheads... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513558807601-G5AD468SD9SZXD52H8A1/2017-03-29+18.08.35.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - Uh, nothing racist to see here. Move along. Uh, nothing racist to see here. Move along. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513558821346-VZPX4Q768OG8ZGXV729Z/2017-03-29+18.09.23.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - Look, the men back then needed some peace and quiet from their wives, OK??? Women. Always nagging at them for something: a new dishwasher, ironing board, equal rights, access to higher education... Look, the men back then needed some peace and quiet from their wives, OK??? Women. Always nagging at them for something: a new dishwasher, ironing board, equal rights, access to higher education... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513558836456-MXVTJ2CEZXKYRZ2710BR/2017-03-29+18.09.41.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - Life before apps. Life before apps. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513559462480-C5VQJN6RSZN8SDPFPHTW/Vintage+Ad+3.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - Still better than Kendall Jenner. Still better than Kendall Jenner. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513562266760-Q2YUAW3ZUP6M86K3Q3BE/2017-03-29+18.11.12.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - But does it come in a thousand pieces with absolutely no written instructions? But does it come in a thousand pieces with absolutely no written instructions? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513559433806-M26VC2HFOEX3I38DAPDJ/2017-03-29+18.11.35.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - Smells just like your mom: dish soap, laundry detergent, failed hopes and dreams..... Smells just like your mum: dish soap, laundry detergent, failed hopes and dreams..... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513562473482-EH7WCJKPLYNZBTEBUGR8/2017-03-29+18.11.52.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - If your wife wasn't so busy fiddling with that damn tree, you wouldn't have to pour your own beer.... If your wife wasn't so busy fiddling with that damn tree, you wouldn't have to pour your own beer.... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513559466152-U6P439R66AB9Y83NZCPF/Vintage+Ad+4.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - Getting someone a subscription to PornHub probably isn't the same thing, right? Getting someone a subscription to PornHub probably isn't the same thing, right? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513562555673-7N9J0NTDQU13XJ7NEL67/Vintage+Ad+2.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - I see nothing wrong with wrapping your presents with aluminum foil. Neither does Shaky Jim, the meth head living in our dumpster. I see nothing wrong with wrapping your presents with aluminum foil. Neither does Shaky Jim, the meth head living in our dumpster. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513559561606-91UNKVOOIY3OCX98XT0P/2017-03-29+18.12.47.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - Not an ad, but a relic of a normal president. Not an ad, but a relic of a normal president. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1513558880198-3IGVWMTCRK3O8UMA6581/2017-03-29+18.15.01.jpg Home - A Very Vintage (and totally sexist) Christmas - Not an ad either, but check out all of those....words. No bold section headers. No graphics. No bullet points. No comments section. Not an ad either, but check out all of those....words. No bold section headers. No graphics. No bullet points. No comments section. https://www.zoeshrugged.com/blog/2017/8/11/the-one-reason-13-reasons-why-got-it-wrong monthly 0.5 2017-08-11 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1502493811966-FQ2ULWEZSRF4HF4N6YSX/13+rasons.jpg Home - The One Reason '13 Reasons Why' Got it Wrong https://www.zoeshrugged.com/blog/2017/8/11/wasp-vs-wasp-low-budget-baywatch-gone-wrong monthly 0.5 2017-08-11 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1502480302813-VW4JUUMOG4WU5QE8ZLX8/image-asset.jpeg Home - Wasp vs. WASP: Low-budget Baywatch gone wrong https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1502480606253-HNUEQ8ED2Y2XOKL4SFFG/image-asset.jpeg Home - Wasp vs. WASP: Low-budget Baywatch gone wrong https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/59839890f14aa175c75b0e9c/1502479837789-TLRWY4VIZI05T5GZZYN6/image-asset.jpeg Home - Wasp vs. WASP: Low-budget Baywatch gone wrong 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